Not to be outdone by his father:
Kim Jong-un puts his pants on three legs at a time.
Kim Jong-un can do one armed push-ups as well as one legged jumping jacks.
Kim Jong-un’s record in the long jump is on-going.
Kim Jong-un can build an Igloo out of fire.
Everytime Kim Jong-un opens a fortune cookie it contains $5 million.
Kim Jong-un can get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop in under one lick.
Kim Jong-un has dissidents hanged on his every word.
In North Korea’s Dancing with the Stars,Kim Yong-un always wins with his partner Alpha Centauri.
It takes a village to raise child, but only Kim Jong-un to raze a village.
It only takes Kim Jong-un 3.3 seconds to change a tire – into sunshine.
Kim Jong-un’s voice is so powerful it echoes underwater.
Kim Jong-un owns a fabrege chicken
Kim Jong-un bested his father’s drive of 574 yards by hitting a ball 585 yards with a tire iron.
Kim Jong-un is so good at math, he built a Log Base E cabin.
Kim Jong-un can turn a molehill into a mountain range.
Kim Jong-un once robbed a hitter of a home run in left field despite the fact that he was playing catcher.
When Kim Jon-un plays Gauntlet, the game doesn’t complain when he takes all the food.
Kim Jong-un can do the same thing over and over and get a different result each time.
Kim Jong-un’s computer is the only one in North Korea with an “esc” key.
Kim Jong-un rides a pommel horse in dressage. In gymnastics, he pummels the horse.
Kim Jong-un’s hide-and-seek playmates have never been found.
Kim Jong-un can transmit a fax through a soup can telephone.
Kim Jong-un’s pulse is measured in beatings per minute.
When playing monopoly, Kim Jong-un is paid $200 when his opponents pass Go.
Parcheesi is Kim Jon Un’s favorite Water Board Game.
Kim Jong-un can impregnate women via oral sex.
In gym class as a child, Kim Jong-Il could climb the rope using only his feet.
Kim Jong-un’s finishing move is just the beginning.
Kim Jong-un bid one dollar and won both showcases.
Kim Jong-un won on Jeopardy by phrasing all of his responses in the form of the SAME question.
Kim Jong-un’s testes descended four minutes after conception.
Kim Jong-un has a trophy case case.
Kim Jong-un got a technical foul for hanging somebody from the rim.
Kim Jong-un killed Colonel Mustard in the Hall with the Billiard Room.
Kim Jong-un does not permit two way mirrors in North Korea. All mirrors are his way.
Kim Jong-un can recycle water with his bare hands.
As a high school quarterback, Kim Jong-un once threw an interception to himself and returned it for a touchdown.
Letter related puzzles are banned in North Korea, as Kim Jong-un won’t let anyone utter a crossword.
Kim Jong-un can train rats to create mazes.