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More facts!

Kim Jong-il swam to the top of Mt. Everest.

Kim Jong-il once competed in Greco-Roman Wrestling and sacked Rome.

Kim Jong-il jumped the Grand Canyon on a Unicycle. 

Kim Jong-il could type 400 words per minute with an abacus. 

Kim Jong-il won the gold in Olympic weightlifting when he lifted 405.5 kilograms into orbit.

Kim Jong-il won several golds in Skeleton with sheer numbers.

Kim Jong-un’s record in the long jump is on-going. 

Kim Jong-il won the Pole Vault by stuffing 15,000 Polish citizens into his Vault.

Kim Jong-il routinely double-jumps with his pawns.

Kim Jong-il went on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire”, guessed E, Final Answer each time and won $40 billion.

Kim Jong-il played Tic Tac Dough and won the Dragon.

Kim Jong-il once recorded 12 sacks in a game of miniature golf.

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