Kim Jong-il swam to the top of Mt. Everest.
Kim Jong-il once competed in Greco-Roman Wrestling and sacked Rome.
Kim Jong-il jumped the Grand Canyon on a Unicycle.
Kim Jong-il could type 400 words per minute with an abacus.
Kim Jong-il won the gold in Olympic weightlifting when he lifted 405.5 kilograms into orbit.
Kim Jong-il won several golds in Skeleton with sheer numbers.
Kim Jong-un’s record in the long jump is on-going.
Kim Jong-il won the Pole Vault by stuffing 15,000 Polish citizens into his Vault.
Kim Jong-il routinely double-jumps with his pawns.
Kim Jong-il went on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire”, guessed E, Final Answer each time and won $40 billion.
Kim Jong-il played Tic Tac Dough and won the Dragon.
Kim Jong-il once recorded 12 sacks in a game of miniature golf.