Kim Jong-il could perform a septuple Lindy.
It takes a village to raise child, but only Kim Jong-un to raze a village.
Kim Jong-un can make a slinky walk UP stairs.
Kim Jong-il ran the 100 meters in 7.65 seconds, while assisting the wind.
In North Korea’s Dancing with the Stars,Kim Yong-un always wins with his partner Alpha Centauri.
Kim Jong-un has dissidents hanged on his every word.
Kim Jong-il put a shark in the Figure Four Leglock.
Everytime Kim Jong-un opens a fortune cookie it contains $5 million.
Kim Jong-un can get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop in under one lick.
Kim Jong-il won the World Series of Poker with a hand of: 1 ace of spades, 1 4 of diamonds, 1 wild draw four, 1 get out of jail free card, And a Honus Wagner Rookie card.
Kim Jong-il was such a skilled archer he shot the Adams apple off of his sons’s head.
Kim Jong-il finished second in the Daytona 500 while racing without a car.