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More facts!

Kim Jong-il  could perform a septuple Lindy. 

It takes a village to raise child, but only Kim Jong-un to raze a village. 

Kim Jong-un can make a slinky walk UP stairs.

Kim Jong-il  ran the 100 meters in 7.65 seconds, while assisting the wind. 

In North Korea’s Dancing with the Stars,Kim Yong-un always wins with his partner Alpha Centauri. 

Kim Jong-un has dissidents hanged on his every word. 

Kim Jong-il  put a shark in the Figure Four Leglock. 

Everytime Kim Jong-un opens a fortune cookie it contains $5 million. 

Kim Jong-un can get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop in under one lick.

Kim Jong-il won the World Series of Poker with a hand of: 1 ace of spades, 1 4 of diamonds, 1 wild draw four, 1 get out of jail free card, And a Honus Wagner Rookie card.

Kim Jong-il  was such a skilled archer he shot the Adams apple off of his sons’s head. 

Kim Jong-il finished second in the Daytona 500 while racing without a car.

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