It only takes Kim Jong-un 3.3 seconds to change a tire – into sunshine.
Kim Jong-il once bowled a 300 with one tank.
Kim Jong-un owns a fabrege chicken.
Kim Jong-il made every snowflake in North Korea the same.
Kim Jong-un bested his father’s drive of 574 yards by hitting a ball 585 yards with a tire iron.
Kim Jong-il once caught a train. With a net.
Kim Jong-un is so good at math, he built a Log Base E cabin.
Kim Jong-un can turn a molehill into a mountain range.
Kim Jong-un once robbed a hitter of a home run in left field despite the fact that he was playing catcher.
When Kim Jong-un plays Gauntlet, the game doesn’t complain when he takes all the food.
Kim Jong-un can do the same thing over and over and get a different result each time.
Kim Jong-un can recycle water with his bare hands.