Kim Jong-un rides a pommel horse in dressage. In gymnastics, he pummels the horse.
The only time Kim Jong-il ever got out in baseball was when he hit a line-drive up the middle and was hit by the ball as he was sliding into second.
Kim Jong-un can transmit a fax through a soup can telephone.
Kim Jong-un’s pulse is measured in beatings per minute.
When playing monopoly, Kim Jong-un is paid $200 when his opponents pass Go.
Parcheesi is Kim Jong-un’s favorite Water Board Game.
Kim Jong-un can impregnate women via oral sex.
In gym class as a child, Kim Jong-il could climb the rope using only his feet.
Kim Jong-un’s finishing move is just the beginning.
Kim Jong-un bid one dollar and won both showcases.
Kim Jong-un won on Jeopardy by phrasing all of his responses in the form of the SAME question.
Kim Jong-un’s testes descended four minutes after conception.